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► reblogged from notdoingmywork (originally realparadoxsocks)
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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► reblogged from wickedpencils (originally lexiecarolinegrey)
“we’re gonna get married. and we’re gonna have two or three kids. (so sofia can have siblings.) a sister and two brothers. we’re gonna have the best life, lexie, you and me.”
► reblogged from angelachase-themorning (originally meowrypawley)
► reblogged from potter-mellark (originally petewentzemolobster)
it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
excuse you
► reblogged from fandombeatslife (originally emilianadarling)
Laci Green in “Men & Femininity.” (x)
This reminds me. True fact, I was with my friend in the shop the other day and I go, “Oooh, they have that spray on sale, I might get some, I really like it.” And she goes, “But that’s… a man’s spray, isn’t it?” Me: “Yeah, I just like the smell.” Her: “But what, do you spray it round your room or… cos if you sprayed it on you, you’d smell like a guy.” Me: “BUT IT’S NICE SPRAY!!”
Marketing things to different genders is dumb.
► reblogged from notdoingmywork (originally surelyfunkes)
I swear, every time I think that’s it’s possible to like Mako as much as Zuko…. I look at Zuko and go “never”
Mako’s not even that hot, zuko fo lyfeee
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
► reblogged from rumregrets (originally rhaegal-viserion-drogon)
The evolution of Arya Stark.
► reblogged from angelachase-themorning (originally brandos)
The first one. With references.
Edit: some people have been asking me if i have any more tutorials, which is why i’m reblogging this again :D;;. Hope you guys don’t mind ^^;
I’m “Filing” this away for later….GET IT?! LIKE FINGERSNAILS?! HAHAHAHA
► reblogged from angelachase-themorning (originally thewhitewillow)
